“Occupy WordPress”, perhaps?


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     Holy shit, it has been awhile since I wrote on this particular blog, hasn’t it? LMMFAO

     Seriously, though, I just hadn’t gotten around to finding a topic worth writing about. But events this week changed all that…and they both tie into this rant I have today.

     Ladies and gentlemen, this country is F-U-C-K-E-D U-P!! Plain and simple.

     So where do I begin? Okay, how about the fact we won’t hear “Are You Ready for Some Football??” any more?

     Full disclosure: I’d gladly go to a Hank Williams Jr. concert any time…simply because the man don’t give a shit what anyone thinks of him. Having said that, comparing Barry Obama and John Boehner on the golf course to having Hitler and the PM of Israel taking (golf) swings together is going a tad too far. (Saying it on Fox News, was his second mistake.)

     Then again, you have to remember Bocephus showed up at a McCain rally in ’08 (in Hampton, VA)–so his political bent AIN’T A FUCKING SECRET, people!! Still, for ESPN to yank the opening (permanently, as we know now) smacks of political correctness run amok.

     Which brings us to the “Occupy (fill in the blank)” movement taking hold across America. Truth be told, it’s the tea-bagging fascist movement ass-backwards. And yet, I understand their intent. Remember, Georgie Bush Junior let Lehman Brothers/Wachovia/GM/Chrysler/Merrill Lynch/Bank of America/etc. go belly-up (or damn near, in some cases)…and then decided to bail all of these scumbags out.

     And in 3 years, Barry Obama never HAS done a fucking thing to change that attitude. Credit card reform? Fuck you, Barry!!! When I have to get extra money out at the end of the month, B of A slaps a fucking $11.50 fee for using my card at my local bank’s ATM machine. (My bank ISN’T Bank of America, btw.) Now of course, B of A is in the news for stiffing their customers who use debit cards by slapping a $5 fee/month charge regardless of how many times they use the card. Assholes.

     (Wonder what Citibank–who issue my Sears Mastercard–is gonna charge me for using their card to get money out?? Fucking shitmeisters…)

     At any rate, I fully get what these Occupy people are doing. PEACEFUL gatherings in New York City (and D.C.), to rail against Wall Street and the federal government…and politicians. But am I really part of “the 99 percent”?

     (I know I’m not the 1 percent, that’s for fucking sure. I get a SSI check at the 1st of the month.)

     Like I said at the start of this entry, we’re fucked as a nation/society/culture. Makes me wonder why CNN won’t pull out from their archives a piece (back in ’97, I believe) Bruce Morton did that talked about the loss of civility in America. They need to update the fucker, to be honest.

     A LOT!!

     Oh, one final thing. If any of you are buying this bullshit about Sarah Palin dropping out of the GOP presidential race…you’re BIGGER fucking morons than I already think you are. The tea-baggers want to mount a third-party challenge (which’ll insure Barry Obama 4 more years), and she’s it.

     I finally figured out why this cunt scares America (and me). Take the glasses off her, and who does she look like? Dawn Wells. That’s right, kiddies, Mary Ann from “Gilligan’s Island”. Think I bullshit? Compare ‘em next time the castaways are on TV.

     You’ll see I’m RIGHT. Man, that’s a fucking frightening thought…ain’t it?

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Can we say “pain in the fucking ass”, everybody?


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     I don’t know which is worse…putting somebody in the hospital, or waiting on them to come home?

     Where do I begin?

     For the past 2 weeks, my mom’s been @ the University of Virginia Medical Center recovering from heart surgery. Actually, the surgery–to replace an aortic valve and 1 or 2 clogged arteries–was on the 2nd of September. So from a physical standpoint, she’s fine.

     HOWEVER

     She still needs to do physical therapy (to strengthen the muscles around her heart), hopefully @ our local hospital here in Luray, VA. Before that happens, the people @ UVA have to make sure she’s up to the ride over there.

     THAT’S where the fucking aggravation has kicked in. It should’ve been a week ago tomorrow. As of my writing this (almost 5:30 p.m. Eastern time, September 12th), she’s now back in her room.

     And there’s no telling when they’ll release her. One motherfucking setback after another…

     (Lucky for me I paid my cell phone bill today. Text messages from family keep me informed…but at $.20/message, it’s a miracle I can afford to pay the bill.)

     If this is a sneak preview of ObamaCare, why don’t we just go ahead and build a scale model of Auschwitz/Dachau/Buchenwald and march everybody into the fucking ovens? Don’t make a shit whether it’s Barry Obama or the fucking tea-bagging fascists controlling the House of Representatives; it’s the same fucking thing…kill all the old people.

     Think I’m making this shit up? Talk to me when YOUR loved one(s) are sitting in a hospital, cocksuckers!!

     I better stop now; I’m getting pissed off all over again…

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“Quakicane Week” is almost over…lol


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     If it’s not one fucking natural disaster, it’s another. First I live through an earthquake (which they hadn’t seen in Virginia since…1897??) and now the remnants of Hurricane Irene will show up here in the Shenandoah Valley sometime tomorrow (Saturday) night.

     First, the earthquake…

     So here I was Tuesday afternoon, watching TV, when all of a sudden the floor starts vibrating…and my computer desk starts swaying from side to side. (Thankfully I wasn’t online.) After about 20 seconds or so, it stops. A minute after that, I finally decide to go outside.

     After my next door neighbor and me exchange looks over just what the fuck just happened, I go back in and find out (on the TV) an earthquake struck in Mineral, VA–40 miles ENE of Charlottesville, and 50 miles NNW of Richmond. Lucky for us, the Blue Ridge Mountains served as a sort of buffer to lessen the severity westward.

     Still, they felt rumblings in Chicago…and Halifax, Nova Scotia. Must’ve been quite a shock (no pun intended…LMAO) to them Canadians, I reckon.

     We can laugh now (3 days after the fact), but it goes to show you we here on the East Coast shouldn’t take things for granted. Which brings us to…the hurricane.

     It ain’t Katrina, but it might be pretty damn close. At any rate, I’m glad I don’t hit the ‘puter on Saturdays.

     (Oh, the title of this piece? From a text message my brother sent me this morning…and as his 2nd text message says, “Now where are the horde of locusts??” Me, I’m looking around for a fucking volcano…LMMFAO)

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An introduction IS in order, I guess


In plain English, here’s what this blog is all about:
ANYTHING pertaining to society, politics, et.al. is fair game for me.
(And I promise, I’ll NOT do any dick jokes about Anthony Weiner and the Twitter pic…at least not yet, anyway!! LMMFAO)
Anyway, when the need warrants it, I’ll write something here. Till then…

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